14 Degrees

the hubster’s away for a 2-day company seminar in KL…

weak.
bored.

sian ah!

the main scope of my current job is to reply to all customer’s technical queries/problems, be it from US or from Europe or Asia.
altho it is via emails only, it can be quite taxing as the turnaround time is 24hrs and their GMT time is totally different from ours here in s’pore.

previously i was handling most of the replyings… be it from US or from Asia or from Europe, where Europe customers give the most problems. Problems ranging from sending emails in their native language to having emails with abusive verbs and vocabs all over.
pakkal lah aku tak boleh reply balik as wat goes thru in my head, instead i have to reply in the most courteous manner.
*sigh* the perks of a support staff…

anyways.. with new things implemented and to be implemented, my senior E manage to pull my crazy/senile/tua-nak-mampos-tapi-eksyen-muda new kolig into the team.
si dekni lah aku slalu bitch about tu.. we shall name him V.

now with V in the team, things are supposed to be slightly better kan?
well apparently not so lah.. even tho i cant say that he’s totally hopeless…
haiz..

dulu aku handle most of the queries kan?
so when he first came in, we gave him the US section cos they are much easier to handle.
tak susah sgt, and they always speak in english… DUH!

aku lak kena handle European customers and hari2, mesti ada customers yg email in their native language…
ada satu tu sapai maki kita sbb kita tak faham apa dia ckp.. NOT MY FAULT WAT~ he emailed in German..
then bila aku suruh translate, dia pakai online translator yg langsung takle di harap..

some of the sentences will sound like ‘my dead already have to answer mouse. i love to die this mouse. please give life to mouse my and all things ok all.’
ah ambik ko! i love to die this mouse eh…
org2 mcm ni lah kecik2 taknak mampos, then dah besar ganyut menyusahkan org.

Otak sakit sak..
tu otak sakit pasak customers.. otak sakit pasal team mate lain tau..

anyways as i was saying, i was handling europeans customer, plus sales queries, PR queries, marketing queries, web order queries as well.
ni semua tak kisah sbb si V kan baru masuk team.. so its ok..
lagipun sesaper yg handle US list, kena hanndle technical problems in the office as well.

then last month, E suruh kita switch lak..
dia handle European customers and i handle US customers.
suka lah aku.. lesser queries to entertain and i get to polish up on my technical skills in the office.

ku sangkakan panas ke petang, rupanyer hujan di tengahari… (eh betol tak ni??? aku ni main bantai jer tau… =p )
aku kena handle US list, abeh sales queries, PR queries, marketing queries, web order queries pun aku kena bantai jugak..
DARAH NAIK SAK!!!!!

nak cakap baru, dah tak pe.. dia dah almost 3mths in the team pe..
abeh bila aku tanya V asal tak answer, semua dia bantai I NOT SURE AH
NABEH! U NOT SURE THEN DUN WANT TO LEARN MEH!???!!

ni ke org umur 33 tahun???? *&^%&^&*(**&(^*(%*&@#$%^&*@#$%$#@##@#$%^

haaizzzzzz
nasib nasib…

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main ofis kita ada outbreak of chicken pox..
jadi bila the 2nd victim was confirmed with CP on thursday morning, CEO kita issue one major email suruh kita semua balik umah..
hehe..
termasuk lah team aku yg jauh dari main ofis jugak..

semua tak kasi chance.. dgn lincah semua dah balik..
all not supposed to be in ofis till end of the week…

haiz.. lepas satu, satu..
at least its good… i dun have to see my “beloved” kolig.

*this is not an extract from the movie ‘10 things I hate abt you’, but this is REAL HATE *

i hate the way u SLURRRP your blardy coffee LOUDLY that makes me irritated to the max

i hate the way u laugh cos it sounded like u forced your heart and lungs and intestines out to make that loud laugh

i hate the way u think things are funny when they are not; maybe u fail to understand the matter in the first place

i hate the way u just talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk even when i showed you my IM-NOT-FARKING-INTERESTED-TO-LISTEN-TO-YOU face

i hate the way u tink that child care leave is a farking joke; u maybe farking around but u aint married with a child. or maybe u do have a child but u dun give a damn about

i hate the way u swear.. u’ll go like faaaaaaaarrrk one moment, FARK! the next moment, FARK LAH! the very next moment after dat. even after being told off, u NVR understand

u may be new to this but it DOES NOT GIVE YOU any leeway to behave that way.. for farking goodness sake! u are farking older than us!!! shame. please… start acting like one.

ok fine. im bitching.